It won't work. Potatoes spread like weeds. You may think you got them all out of the ground, but there's always some little bugger hiding under a rock that you don't find out about until next year.

The glow in the dark potatoes will take over the world. We won't be able to eat potatoes any more.

FOR GOD SAKE, THINK OF THE HUMANITY! Stop this madness before it's too late!