Mudcat Café message #3594286

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Thread #153458 Message #3594286
Posted By: artbrooks
21-Jan-14 - 11:54 AM
Thread Name: BS: SongsAToiletWouldSing--Fun--NeedHelp
Subject: RE: BS: SongsAToiletWouldSing--Fun--NeedHelp

Down, down, down,
The stomach to.
Round, round, round,
The system thru.

With Ex Lax
You can really say,
Relief is just
A swallow away.

(with apologies to Alka Seltzer)