Bert, I love your changes, especially to the parts I wrote.

"Plop when it dropped is genious!"


I'd suggest a change or two to make a little more a parody and a little less copyright infringing.

See if you can use any of this.

When I was just a wee little lad,
no more than a boy-let,
My mother tried to potty train me
And and sat me on the toilet

I wondered at the size of it
and at the little well
I wondered where the water went
and marveled at the smell

My spatter splashed upon the walls
causing it to stink em
so my mother tossed some cheereos in
instructing me to sink em

My practiced aim made me welcome in
the company of women
I never hear the words "clean it yourself!"
pronounced with awesome venom.


It went plop when it dropped
and swish when it flushed
and "Pfrrt" when it was through
I never knew just where it went
when I did number two.