(with sincere apologies to the Eagles)
Buddhist man can reach nirvana early,
By freely giving alms his karma grows.
But reading chinese Vedas makes them surly:
The verse on alms and arms had some typos.
- You can't hide from lion's eyes
- Give them arms, they'll take the thighs.
- Drop in for lunch, you might surmise,
- There ain't no way to hide from lion's eyes
Lately incarnations have moved slowly,
And meditation hasn't been worthwhile.
Becoming human cat treat might seem holy,
But marinated Christian 's more their style.