Now let me begin by appolgising to all the Argintinian mudcatters I am going to insult, at the time of the incident, it was a VERY different Argentina... So...
As to Bush being top dog in Texass...
I was sitting with some brother Brehons at a meeting of the Brehon Law Society (Irish American Lawyers) Some fellow was presneting a huge book thousands of pages, about the work that the Irish had done in esptabishing Argentina... Billy Browne the father of the Argentinian navey and the like. I turn to the fellow sitting next to me and I say, "all that work, and all they could come up with is Argentina?"
Now, if I was looking for a place to have a nice seat in an electric chair, I'd not think twice - TEXAS! but, well, as far as an example of a powerful exectutive branch government.... the sound of crickets and me with a blank look as I try to think of some way of not sounding like I have prejudices about the state of Texas while you all waite for an answer...
Now to our Scotian bretherin. I believe you. Who the hell would ever claime to be GWB, other than GWB and maybe our brother Troll, but I believe he is a wee bit old and well spoken to fool us if he tried to pass him self off as Bush the younger. So, we are left with the following possibilities. He ingested something powerfull enough to erase the memory, Hmmmm, not a bad theory...
He is embarassed to have found himself in a nation of drag queens who fancy themsleves Catholic School girls (his interpretations, not mine, I even wear a kilt on occation and I AM straight! No kidding! Ask my wife! ask my gay pals who get angry when I get my photo taken at ILGO rallys and they dont!!!)
He was on some secret mission at the behest of his CIA father... unlikely, his father wouldn't trust him, and what of stratigic value is in Scotland other than cannon fodder and anti freeze?
Well, I am going on too long... I think we should let Bush know that we will remove from his many negatives the claim that he has never been in Europe... OH waite... maybe he doesn't know Scotland is "overseas" "Afterall, Daddy I took a plane to get there, not a boat!"
Cheers
Larry