Ok my turn.

Shall I compare thee to a second hand dartboard?
Thou certainly doesn't sweat much for a fat lass.
If they were small enough to be buds I may
Enjoy, but need ropes and crampons to navigate them.

My hypocrisy and misogyny I give to thee
To berate me, twice a day.
I get laddish cos I was told it works
By a bloke for whom it doesn't, it seems.




Dead easy this sonnet lark.