This toilet fails to flush ever Monday morning,
So we buy a plunger in the afternoon (apologies to PP&M)

All God's chillun got a place in the choir
Some go low and some go higher
Some take a crap on the telephone wire
And some sit and clap their hams, oh!

In Mountjoy Jail, one Monday morning,
Kevin Berry had to pee

Storm along, drive along, punch it out your ribs
This porcelain thrones a-waitin'
It'll take all you can give....