In Mobile

The eagles they fly high in Mobile
The eagles they fly high in Mobile
The eagles they fly high
and they shit right in your eye
it's a good job cows don't fly
in Mobile

in Mobile, in Mobile,in Mo, in Mo, in Mo, in Mobile
The eagles they fly high
and they shit right in your eye
it's a good job cows don't fly
in Mobile

The seagulls have a lighthouse in Mobile
The seagulls have a lighthouse in Mobile
The seagulls have a lighthouse
and they use it as a shitehouse
now it looks just like The Whitehouse

There's no paper in the bogs in Mobile
There's no paper in the bogs in Mobile
There's no paper in the bogs
so they sit there 'till it clogs
and they saw it into logs

There's a shortage of good whores in Mobile
There's a shortage of good whores in Mobile
There's a shortage of good whores
but there's keyholes in the doors
and there's knotholes in the floors