Yes Larry ...Men do have the option of peeing sitting down... Then they can fart with impunity, as I learned in The Middle East, where dysentery is endemic.

Men don't really have problems, it is just that they view life from a different perspective.

F'rinstance I put something away in the kitchen and Tree said, "You put that away wrong". I looked at her and I looked at the cupboard, opened the door, looked in, closed the door again and said "The door closes doesn't it!"