I got an e-mail requesting lyrics and information on this song. Can anyone help?

I remember a song I heard, maybe in the 1970s or 80s. I searched the lyrics archive and didn't find it. I would like to post a thread to see if anyone remembers it. I'm not a musician, but I really would love to find a recording of this song. It goes something like this:

I stand two feet tall
Weigh 38 pounds,
My teeth are yellow,
my eyes are brown.

Wo-hooooooo,
I'm an all-American dog.

I promise to be a good citizen, not pester anyone, and only come around when this or some equally arcane song gets stuck in my head.

Thanks!
Aileen Curfman