Beer is the day to day workers friend. Champain, once or twice a year, but in emergency, Whiskey is the thing. As Turlogh O'Carolin said, it gives wisdom to the stupid, words to the dumb, sight to the blind... and it is made in our magical Celtic glens hills and bathrooms. In sufficent quantity, it can make a red out of our Troll. This is why I leave a bottle under every old stone bridge, hoping that I might find our Troll's bridge, and soften him up a wee bit.
Here's too us, whos like us... Damn few - Slante
Larry