Thanks, Nigel. Haven't been back to the joke thread after I was told that joke was offensive* to those without a sense of humour. Their loss... I got a million of em. Most are far more offensive than that and far less offensive than many I have read on the joke threads.

* It wasn't offensive at all unless yer a cranky SOB in a real foul mood and ya just stubbed all yer toes on a coffee table in the middle of the night while half asleep and then jammed all yer fingers in a door before ya sat on the toilet while the seat was up and got cold water up yer ass. A pox of piles upon them!