There's no such thing as "creation science" either. Those people don't believe in science. Think gravity is a government plot or something. Creation mythology and science can co-exist so long as one understands the function of parables.

Arguing with someone who believes the stories are literally true is like trying to convince a believer that they won't actually break their mother's back if they step on a crack.

You... 'scuse me, but I have to go all emphatic and shit...

You can't have a reasoned argument with someone who lacks reason.

...although trying does make for a long, strange, and consummately stupid thread. Maybe we should sell popcorn...