Larry, plastic surgery can do wonders but the beard is still scraggly and I wear shorts almost all the time. Foundation takes care of the greenish tinge and a good moisturizer is essential for keeping the skin supple. The military took care of the posture.
The reasonfor stareing at the honey was, of course, that mead is made from honey.
Oh that I could once again sup a horn of mead. But those days, alas, are gone forever for I have reformed and nought stronger than good coffee may now pass the lips that once did down great foaming tankards of ale and flagons of wine, whisky and rum by the cask and sherry-ah, sherry....I'm going back to my cave now.

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