The moon shone on the village pump,
it shone on Little Nel.
Was she pumping water there?
Was she bloody hell!

She was waiting for her lover,
Dirty Dan Dick Mc Grover.
Who wasn't fit to shovel shit,
From one hole to another!

They can upon a wayside shack,
He knew it was unlawful.
But when he pulled his trousers down,
The smell was bloody awful!

She ran across the village green,
The villain he pursued her.
He caught her up and laid her down,
By golly then he screwed her!