Steve you and pete seem you be opposite sides of the same coin.

You misuse the word "forgery" as he misuses "Paleontology.

Are "Steve you and pete" [sic] three people? "Seem you be"? We could hardly be on opposite sides of different coins, could we? (well I suppose we could try...) Watch those speech marks too, Wacko! Maybe you and pete are two cheeks of the same arse...

I did not misuse the word "forgery". Had I used a construction that might have suited you better the sharpness of the riposte would have been lost altogether. You keep saying "you have better things to do". You certainly have better-advised things to do than question my English, you oceanic berk.