Tell you what Pete.

Google paleontologist Dr Kurt Wise and read his confirmation of much of the scientific evidence for evolution, especially regarding your pet plaint about transitional forms in the fossil record,

Having shot down most of your arguments, he goes on to say that he is a creationist and that the evidence is unimportant because anything which disagrees with the bible is unreal, and scientists are just playing games with amusing but useless theories.

The only reality he recognises is that God made it all that way.

This is the level of inanity which you swallow hook, line and sinker, and will happily pass on to children as truth.