The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #16227   Message #360423
Posted By: catspaw49
20-Dec-00 - 11:31 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas (Rox)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I want a hippopotamus for christmas
Nah....can't happen Mario. First, as a charter member and board member, I have tenure. Second, this would also require that the other three board members can muster up the initiative between them to do anything, which is not only unlikely, but frankly impossible as they are all completely swamped with winding their watches, evacuating their bladders, and trying to get the little BB's in the eyes of the bear. I'd explain this further except I take lasix and I have to piss, I realize mt watch is 4 hours off, and I gotta' go find my bear puzzle.

Spaw