Oh she stood so fair in the midnight air
when the wind blew up her nightie
Her tits hung loose like balls on a moose
And I said god almighty
She jumped into bed and covered up her head
And I said I couldn't find her
But I knew damn well I was lying like hell
'Cause I jumped in right beside her
We flipped and we flopped
And she landed on top
And she grabbed my organ grinder
She wouldn't let loose so I turned on the juice
And now she's got a reminder