If the Scots go for independence what will the remainder be called?
DisUnited Kingdom? Lesser Britain?
Will the Scots Guards stop parading in London?
Will we stop using Scotchguard on our carpets?
Will whisky, porridge and shortbread go on the black market?
Will the Scots who have dominated British politics, sport and entertainment all go back home (Jim Naughtie, PLEASE do).

RtS