Do note... it is probable that Pete's "bottom life" was just a typing error. I assumed he meant 'bottom line' and answered him as such. It doesn't add much to the discussion to make a lot... humorously or not... of the typo.

Christ on a bloody bike, Bill. You have just epitomised all that is wrong with US humour. I won't explain that because you won't get it, and, frankly, the moment has passed anyway.