Poor Sally Army free from sin
Tried to get to heaven in a corned beef tin
A corned beef tin was a bit too small
So poor Sally Army couldn't go at all

And they'll never get to heaven, in a Morris car
'Cos a Morris car wont get that far
Oh they'll never get to heaven in a Morris car
@Cos a Morris car wont get that far
And then they'll grieve and then they'll grieve


Oh They'll never get to heaven, on roller skates
'Cos they'll roll right past those pearly gates
Oh they'll never get to heaven on roller skates
'Cos they'll roll right past those pearly gates
And then they'll grieve and then they'll grieve

Used to sing this and loads of other made up verses at school