First of all, the question Mark poses isn't "How many fallen women does it take to change a light bulb?" It's "How many fallen women does it take to "screw" in a light bulb?"

Now, that puts a whole other take on this thread. Right? I suspect that the answer is one---at least if what you're looking for is the least number of fallen women it would take to do that. If you are looking for the most fallen women it would take, the answer would depend on the size of the bulb---unless, of course, you are one of those that thinks size matters.

If you are gay, it's a whole other can o' worms.

Art Thieme