Dani, Your post tickles my mind.

Oh Baby, I got what you want.
I am the real thing and not just a taunt!

I'll give you adventure and look after you
Give me a try and here's what I'll do

Give me a try and here's what I'll be
I'll be you're weekend Doritos
and you weekday Broc o leeeeeeeeee!!!

Than' yuh thanyuh veruh much!!