The theory of evolution doesn't explain gravity, true enough, because evidence gathered to test the theory is not focused in that direction, but there are elegant interconnections between evolution and gravity. Think about the structure of our skeleton, for example, and the fact that land animals without endoskeletons are restricted in size. Everything's joined up! Beautiful! Far more beautiful, in fact, than cod "explanations" based on a clumsily-imagined bogus deity!

Pardon the whimsy. It's Sunday morning and I'm doing this instead of going to Mass...