Eyup! Back from the land of Jack the Sailor, Goofus, Joe Offer and myriad contributors to this interesting tapestry we call Mudcat.

Seaham Cemetery seems to have published the same link as I did. I do hope some people read it, as it includes the HPA data Keith cherishes, and is just about spot on with the figures I gave. I don't get mine from a website, I get them direct from PH reports, but anyway.

Notice something Keith just did? Seaham Cemetery spoke of needle share, and Keith pointed out contraction from needle stick is rare. Two different things entirely. You have to watch what he types because he is just about clever enough to get away with sounding plausible.

So, what have I missed?

After a couple of people defend Akenaton saying he isn't malicious or ranting, he spoils it by repeating that gay people are perverts. He also assumes everybody who is gay takes it up the arse. Presumably also thinks every heterosexual woman is sexually active too.

Keith questions the figures he originally supplied, and Seaham Cemetery must get around to using his spell checker or type slower. (Even with the typos, it is an oasis of sanity, but let's not forget, unlike us, he is presently working in the field. I am just as much a talking head as anyone else here, except the government pay me to waffle.)

Talking of sanity. Hi Goofus! Nice to see you contributing. Silliness from some of my UK can get a bit sinister at times. I can read your contributions without getting angry though. If I ever knew where you stood on an issue, I still wouldn't understand what you say. I assume, as you have a pop at me at times, you don't always agree with me, but I have absolutely no idea what you are saying, you cheeky chappy! Mind you, if Jack is onto something regarding your comments about degrees of paedophilia, I won't let the good professor play with you in future. "Isn't that right boy?" "Woof!"

Seems I haven't missed much at all. Posts demonising gay people are still allowed and some of my challenges are deleted. C'est la vie!




I brought back a can of spray cheese. Seriously. Had fun when I got home from the airport in the garden. I sprayed it into the air, the dog tried catching the cheese in his mouth. Hours of fun! Sorry for saying disparaging things about spray cans of cheese, I had no idea how much enjoyment could be had from it.




You can keep the buckets of greasy chicken though. I don't see me in a KFC any time soon.