I wonder if they had an ark or two on some of the planets we just found?

Anyway, for once, I am going to say something positive about religious superstition.

Even I know that St Pancake's Day marks the beginning of lent and that Christians give up a few luxuries for a while. So.... The lady who looks cleans for us happens to be a Christian, and goes to church etc. She has some chocolate liqueurs bought for her at Christmas and their sell by date is later this month. She left them for us to have!

I love these Christians. A pity there aren't many of them. (Or millions of them in The UK alone according to our professor of bollocks.)

And in the best BBC tradition of repeats,

Oh! The amoeba went in two by four by sixteen by sixty four by two hundred and fifty six by sixteen thousand, three hundred and eighty four........