OK, Mr. Dixon, could you drop your shorts and turn around and bend over the examining table?

Oops! Sorry, I guess we'll have to wait a little longer for that to go numb.

Hello, Mr. Dixon. How are you today? … Did I catch you at a good time?

Now, I don't want you to get alarmed. These things are usually not serious.

We need to talk.

I didn't think you'd mind.

Will the owner of a red Honda Civic, license number . . .?