When I was performing with Margaret Nelson we would sing Only Remembered once in awhile at the end of a show. Margaret liked the song more than I did, so I made up a crass chorus, which I'd sing in the car once in awhile:

Merely dismembered, Merely dismembered,
Merely dismembered for what he has done,
Merely dismembered, merely dismembered,
Merely dismembered and cut up for fun.

Not the same parody you were looking for. But I'm easily amused. And no, I do not advocate dismemberment of any living creature.