The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3607884
Posted By: Amos
06-Mar-14 - 11:30 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
It is much easier not to, Rapp. You really do hide your merit under a bushel--actually more like a terabushel.

Named after Terabushel Yoctogram, the renowned Professor of Quantities at MIT, who first espoused the award-winning theory, "Count it all before it gets away!!" Despite the scandals surrounding his arrest for improper numeracy of a minor, he was allowed to retire from MIT with a full pensionin exchange for assigning to the Institute all his copyrights for "numbering things one after an other" including those won as a result of his decades-long lawsuit against Sesame Street.