If anybody asks me in a referendum if I wish to live in a new country, I will weigh up the pros and cons, but as nobody is asking me, I shall continue to live in The UK, and expect my government to act in our interest.

It would appear I might at some stage be asked for my view on remaining in The EU. If and when that happens, (at present, we have a back bencher sop made with Cameron's fingers crossed) I shall vote to remain a member.

Easy.

Now, if you"ll excuse me, I have a train to catch to Scotland later, and a pint awaits tonight at The Malt Shovel, followed by a meal at Castle Terrace. A good British night out eh?