I `ad that Joe Offer in my cab the other day. `e was lugging a load of timber around with `im.
I said, "Morning Joe. What`s going on now? You building a tree `ouse or something?
`e said , "No Jim. I`m dumping all those shelves that used to `old my c.d.`s. There all old hat now, what with all this downloading and Spotify and all the rest of it."
I said, "`er indoors wouldn`t agree with you Joe"
`e said, "Why not?"
I said, "She`s been `anging `em around the garden for ages to keep the pigeons off the pea patch and they still work a treat!!"

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