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Thread #59418   Message #3609079
Posted By: Rapparee
12-Mar-14 - 09:05 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Well, there's this:

Chicago, March 12. In an accident the police called "bizarre" a local private investigator undid a sex-change operation with a tommy gun early this morning.

Chongo Chimp, a long-time resident of the South Side, apparently dropped a Thompson submachine gun in his apartment above the Four Deuces at 2222 S. Wabash. The gun fired and "emptied an entire fifty round magazine" in to Chimp's groin area according to police.

Chimp was taken to Cook County General where it was found that because the bullets had struck certain areas an old transgender operation had been reversed and he was changed back into a female.

According to a source who asked not to be identified because he was not authorized to talk about the case, Chimp came out of the anesthesia murmuring, "I'm Chonga again."

Chimp remains in critical condition at the hospital and the police are continuing their investigation.