"What price reality when I can worship once a week and occasionally mid week too."

Musket, you are free to "worship" every second, as far as I am concerned. Snag is that, as Christianity once was, football now is all-pervasive. Every time I switch on the radio or telly, there's some boring git droning on about football. I open my daily paper and the first thing I have to do is drag out the massive 'Sports' section and heave it into the recycling bin. And I can't even go for a quiet drink nowadays because every pub has a wide-screen telly, and there's a f**king football match on somewhere, every f**cking micro-second, and the pub is full of idiots shouting at the screen!
I warn you, when I become dictator of the world (any day now!)the first thing I'm going to do is ban football and then I'm going to have every manager, player and fan ruthlessly hunted down and brought to justice!!