>>I warn you, when I become dictator of the world (any day now!)the first thing I'm going to do is ban football and then I'm going to have every manager, player and fan ruthlessly hunted down and brought to justice!!<<

If you were to make me viceroy and pay me handsomely. I would institute a system where anyone who yelled at that screen especially denigrating a player or team would be put into a queue to play against those "stupid" players in a match of football skills where only the victors leave the field alive. In this way our benevolent dictatorship could both keep the peace in the pubs and ensure a pay per view revenue stream which would out strip the lottery by a wide margin.   

I'll update my C.V. just in case. Do you have a twitter feed to coordinate your ascension? #Itsforyourowngood?