Ah well, you see. The colonies haven't worked sport out, any of it really. They don't understand football or cricket, and have made rounders a national sport.

I have no idea what Jack is talking about regarding televisions?   I try to get to a match if I can. Otherwise, with mates and a pint and then, as a last resort, watch it at home. Not quite the same thing mind. Mrs Musket says she isn't watching it, then comes and watches it anyway, then has you explaining offside for the millionth time.

Troubadour and Shimrod might have valid points to make when it comes to silly types of religion, but when it comes to the real religion of footy they have the credibility of pete.

Up the Owls!



ps. Shimrod. You are welcome to Jack. Just watch out if you allow him out in public though... He tends to shout Fuck Off when excited.