GSS, 19 March 2014, 07.27 pm:
"I have not said that anyones concertina was a glorified accordion"
GSS, 18 March 2014, 09,57 pm:
"MORSE CONCERTINAS, AND ALL ACCORDION REEDED INSTRUMENTS ARE NOTHING BUT GLORIFIED SINGLE REED ACCORDIONS PRETENDING TO BE CONCERTINAS"
Step away from the spade, sir.