Actually, you are right there Keith.

I wrote HPA where I should have written PHE. You of course knew and understood that, so had a pop for the same reasons I do. The difference being I poke you with a stick to get a reaction, you on the other hand look more absurd the more you claim to be serious.

I apologise. I apologise for inadvertently using the wrong acronym. Having been involved with HPA for so many years, it is an easy mistake to make. Or at least, it is for fucking important people such as Musket eh?

I get it by the way from meetings I attend, minutes and reports I read, commissioning strategies I write, lectures I attend (and occasionally give for that matter) etc. You see, that's one of the key responsibilities of PHE, to advise commissioning of NHS and local government provision in health and social care. So I get it from er... Being advised? Err.. Forming judgements from said advice and proposing them? Prat.

Where do you get your bits?