Sophocleese:

Johnny All-American – Liam Callaghan

Here in the end zone, after the touch down
I go to my knee with my football in hand
And I thank God almighty for being a good sport
And taking the time out to learn the game plan

Chorus:
All of the suffering, the sickness and sorrow
All of the poverty, pathos and pain
I'm glad God took time out from his busy schedule
To help Johnny All-American win the big game

Here on the podium of the country academy
I stand in the spotlight my statuette in hand
And I thank God almighty for having a good year
And taking time out now to play in my band

Here in my living room in front of the TV
I sit with my lottery ticket and gin
And I hope God is listening to my little prayer
And will take some time out now to help me to win

Well there's seven billion of us inhabit this planet
And most live in hunger and squalor as well
And if God's taking time out to win people ball games
Then I'll buy my ticket and I'll go straight to hell.