The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3613256
Posted By: gnu
27-Mar-14 - 08:53 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I actually paid money for a haircut and a shave. I am accustomed to cutting and shaving mesel, but, I felt a pamper was in order after the stress of the bombogenesis (seriously, it is a real word that the weather terrorists used to scare Mum before it "snowed"). A shave with a real blade... steamed towel an all! It was GLORIOUS. He even rubbed my scalp with old fashioned elixir afterward. Fuck it's itchy. If I had known such, I would have told him the elixir was at the loss of the tip. Smells nice tho. Got that old fashioned barbershop smell. And me face is as smooth as a whore's stroke.

Percocet??? Huh? That's what college kids take to stay awake to cram for exams. ??? Hope yer doin okay, Rap. Hurry... hobble er whatever... back to good health.