The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #154162   Message #3614524
Posted By: Dave the Gnome
02-Apr-14 - 08:31 AM
Thread Name: How do we know which is genuine?
Subject: RE: How do we know which is genuine?
They are a funny lot in Yorkshire though and I should know, I live there now!

I met a bloke sat outside a pub in Kettlewell, rolling little pellets on a cloth on the table.

"What are those?" I asked.

He said, "Them's larnin pills."

Well, I asked to try one and he agreed. I instantly spat it out.

"That's sheep shit!" I exclaimed.

"Tha's larnin" he replied.

:D tG