Gee, I never realized what an insensitive, pathological, homophobic, paranoid, sociopathic cretan I was 'till all these perceptive, tolerant, enlightened, non-judgemental colleages (some of whom spell even more creatively than I do)generously revealed it to me! It's been nothing short of an epiphonal experience!

I'm going to turn a lew leaf and re-join the civilized human race right away; surrender all my weapons of mass destruction and politically incorrect (for those of us in the unwashed masses class that is) accessories and sharp pointy things, and enroll myself in a local rectification center for sensitivity training. I'll put that right on my list of "Things to Do"... now where did I put those blasted crayons...????