I used to know an OUTRAGEOUS parody of this concerning masturbation-from a female point of view, I think. I'm not sure of the title of the parody, and I rather doubt it was ever recorded. It was probably written in the mid-to late-70's. I believe it was written up in some song sheets of feminist songs, probably mimeoes, and I think I got my copy from feminists and activists in Philadelphia. It was somewhat graphic and SIDE-SPLITTINGLY FUNNY!

Marymac