Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed, All polar bears are left-handed -If your car is stolen, there's a 10 percent chance it was nicked by a Polar bear

More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread

Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything.

Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable. Mark Twain

Statistics are like a lamppost to a drunk--they're used more for support than illumination. 

Statistics are like whores, play with them long enough and they'll do anything for you



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