We the gang do not wish to comment at this point as we are about to hold a gang conference on the subject of little people who consider themselves and their views so important that we had to form a gang in order to combat their supreme morality.

The gang will forward a press communique accordingly.

If anyone would like to join our gang, membership criteria is as follows;

Decent person who sees others as decent unless evidence seen to the contrary.

Member of a liberal plot.

Ability to see choice of lifestyle as normal not perverted.

Willing to cover up the real issues.

Someone you would enjoy a drink with.

Person who points and laughs at Christians.

Someone who sees others as equals.

Willing to leave a pub if the subject of our club walks in, wiping your feet on the way out.



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