There's a great comic song the duo 1812 used to sing, telling a convoluted and improbable tale involving a choir boy and wicked witches and magic spells and I don't know what all. Then you get to the last line, which is:

Lords and Gentlemen,
The defense rests.

PS: Just found a link that gives the story, which was then made into the song:

http://www.duckshit.com/irish-jokes/