Mudcat Café message #3618176

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Thread #154264 Message #3618176
Posted By: GUEST
13-Apr-14 - 07:23 AM
Thread Name: Smokers in clubs
Subject: RE: Smokers in clubs

Best line I've heard re. smoking.
Q: "Do you mind if I smoke?"
A: "No. Do you mind if I fart in your face?"