if you're not illiterate Steve....prove it! by gad sir, I've taken on bigger illiterates than you.

I've had object correlatives sprawled at my feet begging for mercy. I've split infinitives with my bare hands.

you watch it mate!

anyone who says my mate Ake doesn't know about perverts, is a bit of stinker!

no wonder our American friends want you locked up and quarantined.

Robert Louis Stevenson had it right   - beware the hoose of Shaws!