When whom should he meet, as he made for his slegh
But an angery faced Jaque and a leveled AK!
Get back down that chimney, and put it all back
Or Christmas will be marred by an ACK ACK ACK ACK!
I've caught you, you nut
and set Santa Free!
You crummy imposter! Now listen to me!
Yer gonna have fun, and sing and drink rum
We're going to show you, being nice can be fun!!!