What do you do if you haven't got a loo
in an English Country Garden?
You pull down your pants and you suffocate the ants
in an English Country Garden.
You pluck a leaf and wipe your underneath
in an English Country Garden.
You take a spade and you cover what you've made
in an English Country Garden.
Or roll it in a ball and throw it o'er the wall
in an English Country Garden.
And that's what you do if you haven't got a loo
in an English Country Garden.